The Franco-Taiwanese Alliance

Heavenly Sword is, for the most part, fairly awesome. It’s really just me that sucks, as I tend to at action games. But sucking is frustrating! And frustration leads me to feel that the game is no fun, and therefore suck. I just spent a couple of hours carving through most of the latter half of the game. The fights against regular grunts are occasionally frustrating, when you’re ganged up on by a bunch of guys and it feels like there’s no chance to attack, but the main frustrations for me came during boss fights. These guys are fast, and it feels like you’re expected to just go through trial and error to figure out their attack patterns and what to do. I don’t like trial and error, especially when there’s a loading delay of a couple of minutes between each instance of trial and error. I’m currently stopped after a session of error against what I think is the last boss… or at least, one form of him. Bohaaaaaaaan!

I am very sick. 

Hi!  My name is Eugene.  I like to play Hellgate lots - in fact so much that I have delegated the updating of my Blog to underpaid people living in a 5th world country.  I also like to say things like “Does water put out fire?!?!??!!” and I ignore my friends’ desperate pleas to replace their blinker fluid, even though I am a mechanic and could do such things in a Planck second.

These past few days, I have been going to Wyotech religiously, and even got a “Perfect Attendance” pin for it!  It looks SOOO COOL.  I am going to wear it on my shirt EVERY  DAY for the REST OF MY LIFE.   Today I finished the final for Wyotech in 21 minutes, because let’s face it, I am frickin’ smart (probably smarter than all of you, except for my girlfriend Alice, because she is smarter than basically anything, including me) and the only reason I am the 4th highest grade in the class and not the first is because I want to try and give other people a chance at being as awesome as me.  Haha. Fat Chance.

Okay, I am going to stop updating now because Alice is SUPER HUNGRY and I am going to happily cook her any meal she wants.  Also because we have to go back to San Jose tonight, and eat some of Alice’s parents delicious food.  Nom nom nom.