Usurpation
Hi! My name is Eugene. I like to play Hellgate lots - in fact so much that I have delegated the updating of my Blog to underpaid people living in a 5th world country. I also like to say things like “Does water put out fire?!?!??!!” and I ignore my friends’ desperate pleas to replace their blinker fluid, even though I am a mechanic and could do such things in a Planck second.
These past few days, I have been going to Wyotech religiously, and even got a “Perfect Attendance” pin for it! It looks SOOO COOL. I am going to wear it on my shirt EVERY DAY for the REST OF MY LIFE. Today I finished the final for Wyotech in 21 minutes, because let’s face it, I am frickin’ smart (probably smarter than all of you, except for my girlfriend Alice, because she is smarter than basically anything, including me) and the only reason I am the 4th highest grade in the class and not the first is because I want to try and give other people a chance at being as awesome as me. Haha. Fat Chance.
Okay, I am going to stop updating now because Alice is SUPER HUNGRY and I am going to happily cook her any meal she wants. Also because we have to go back to San Jose tonight, and eat some of Alice’s parents delicious food. Nom nom nom.